What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What fish loves to play in a band?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How do hurricanes see?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the math book sad?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the school bully have for lunch?