What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
