Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?