What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?