Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does Jesus drive so much?