What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?