If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Which is the worst season?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What type of car do planets buy?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a silly hill?
