What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?