What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?