What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where does food go to take a nap?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.