What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How does a cow do math?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
