What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?