What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do books sleep?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?