Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?