Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?