How are mountains able to see?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do birds threaten one another?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?