Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?