What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.