What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What nationality are most fish?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
