What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do horses reside?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
