What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why don't ants get sick?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?