What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How do you measure a millennial?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?