Which former US President was always cold?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?