What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How does a cow do math?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do math teachers love hiking?