How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Where does laundry go to college?
How does a penguin build its house?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is the color of the wind?