How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call two birds in love?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
