How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What was the first animal in space?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What animals make the best students?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?