How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?