How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What goes zzub, zzub?