What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do cats love to work?
Where was Noah born?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?