What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?