What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
