How does a penguin build its house?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
A book just fell on my head.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?