What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?