What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?