What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are winter days great?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?