What's a cat's favorite snack?
Goldfish® crackers.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?