What do you say to a really good barista?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a handsome runner?