What fairy loves to count?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?