Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?