What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
