What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?