What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What makes music in your hair?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
