What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?