What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?