What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?