Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
