What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do bees buzz?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?