Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Surprise!!!!
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?