Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What fish sings the best?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How does a cow do math?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
