How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What season begins with a thud?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the politest month?