What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Fanta-smic.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a cow's dream job?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
