Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?