What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
When does a horse talk?
What is another name for a cow?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the painter say to the wall?