What do elves learn in school?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which celebrity always frowns?