What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?