What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Do dads always snore?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How do you arrest a pig?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?