What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What is the most adorable season?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
