What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?