Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?