Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the loudest sport?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?