Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do fairies always drink?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Want to hear a joke about construction?