Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?