Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do animals blend into the desert?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?