What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you make a bandstand?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do insects learn at school?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Where do birds go to drink?
How does a cow do math?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a table you can eat?