What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a peanut in space?