What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Which insect is the smartest?
Why is summer always sad?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do bees get to school?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are ghosts always single?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?