What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
