Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?