Why is the beach so confident?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the holiest insect?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?