Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a bat's favorite game?