What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?