Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is the color of the wind?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How long will dinner be?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?