Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What animals make the best students?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
