Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What makes a glow worm glow?