What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What tree has the most bark?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kind of bird can write?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the bee sad?