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How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?