What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?