What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?