What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Bears love exotic cars.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?