What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?