What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did one firefly say to the other?