What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's a goose's favorite book?
When do cows get tired?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?