What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
