What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you make antifreeze?
Who granted the fish a wish?