What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What game do cows play at parties?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do cats love to work?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?