What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?