Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?