What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?