Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What fish sings the best?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What country has the most fish?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What does the sun drink out of?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
