What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the fish blush?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why are trees so good at interior design?