Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
