What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's the noisiest food?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How does a barber get to work?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?