Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What sports are both plant-based?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?