What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call hiking college students?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why is the beach so confident?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
