Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is the color of the wind?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's E.T. short for?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?