What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?