What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
When do astronauts eat?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What vegetables make the best music?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?