What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do bees buzz?
