What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?