What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's the politest month?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
