What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What game do mice love to play?