What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?