What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do Scottish toads play?
What shape has a knighthood?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you cut the ocean in two?