What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the painter say to the wall?