Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which state has the best streets?
What shape is bad at driving?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?