What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a tired tree?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?