What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do fleas travel?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
