What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
It's Crowded!
What did the wasp do when he got hot?