Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
A pod-iatrist.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
