Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?