Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What day is your mom always right?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which singer could always break a five?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
