Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How was the wedding?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which celebrity always frowns?