Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?