What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Goat cheese!
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What vegetables make the best music?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
