Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What condiment has wings?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
If you need help building an ark...
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?