Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
