What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Free Bird.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the foal cough?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?