What did March say to the madness?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What are you studying in math?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a Zen egg?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?