What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where would you find an elephant?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?