What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What nationality are most fish?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?