What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
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Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What siblings are always sad?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the frog starve?
Which condiment adds the most kick?