What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?