What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
Why did the echo get detention?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who invented fractions?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do bees say in the summer?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
