Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do automobiles fly?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?