What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
