What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?