Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Where do horses reside?