Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?