Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
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What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
When do mice play every day?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
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How does a sidewalk address a question?
