Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the definition of Robin?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?