How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
