Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do nosey peppers do?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?