How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?