What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a dancing sheep?