What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who is a house's favorite band?