What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the strongest animal?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
