What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite year?
