What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do math teachers eat?
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?