Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
What does a panda ghost say?
What did summer say to spring?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
When do cows get tired?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
