The museum curator needed a break.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What game do cows play at parties?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?