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My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of car do eggs drive?