What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Sundae School.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?