My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is another name for a cow?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?