What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?