What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?