What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you do for an injured lemon?