What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
