What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?