Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?