What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are all priests fit?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which subject has two parts?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How do you make a cow float?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
