Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which family member is always relieved?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
