Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
