What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?