What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
