What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?