Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the dog overweight?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How does a pizza introduce itself?