Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?