What bird is always sad?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What are you studying in math?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.